Corrupt a wish!

Aim of the game. Wish something in this thread then the next poster CORRUPTS it!

[E.G.

Me: I wish i had some crisps.
Maller: Well tough cause you don't have any (Maller posts his wish)]

I wish Messi would come to Chelsea..

Scolari would never ever dream of bringing an argentinian to Chelsea, RACIST SCOLARI IS [Yoda Mod0z]

I wish Arshavin would sign with Liverpool FC

Arshavin? To Liverpool? Auashuashaushaushasuh i laugh at such a prospect. You know what. Arshavins going to Barcelona. Soooo.... sorry!

I wish i was as good as SG and ADC7 put together at graphics.

If you put the powers of the two graphicans SG and ADC7 together. THen the heaven will explode and frogs, snakes and hippos will fall down and smash all of you. Also the sea would dry and all would die. So you do not want to wish that!

I wish Gemma Atkinson was in my bed right now, real horny! :p

Well she's in my bed

I wish somebody else would comment on this thread

Maller comments again, and in the meantime, killing everybody on AW avoiding Skrapzes wish.

I wish to win Harleem Cup in Holland this summer!

Harleem Cup gets cancelled, when you sit in the plain on your way to Holland.

I wish that Kaka will stay in Milan for life!

Unlucky sun, His dream is to play for United!

I wish AW would be as good as player-ART

Sorry Mate,Robots Will Be Controlling This Site By The Time That Happens!

I Wish David Silva Would Come To Liverpool!

He goes to Liverpool, but then he breaks his leg and couldn't walk lol

I wish Liverpool will win the next premier league

Tshh. Everton are gonna be placed higher than you.
I wish that Adidas didn't make Chelsea's kit so boring.

Adidas laughs at Rob and makes it even uglier next time.

I wish my summerholiday would start now! :p

Well it isn't but mine has HAHAHA

I Wish i was really good at GFX.

Your computer denies every graphic program and you can't develop anymore! Muhaha.

I wish my phone would work..

You don't have phone xD

I wish i could go to england and be in a liverpool game

Whos Liverpool?

I wish somebody could get me a drink.

Sorry but you're all out of liquids that wouldn't make you die. So you can either die or thirst or die of poison. Your choice

I wish my phone would stop breaking.

Your phone stops breaking, but a random dog takes it and brings it to ze Dave Chapelle who thinks the phone is racistic and then he jumps on it, and it DOES break.





- I wish my old phone would work again.

Your old phone starts working, but at the same time, your dad buys you a new one.. You throw your old one out, and the new one wont start...

I wish to become a proffesional football player, and play for Milan sometime in the future

You became a professional footballer, but then you start a fight in a football match and you get seroiously injured and can't play football again.

I wish I was a Millionaire

You marry a mean old bitch, and hope she'll die soon, so you get her money (she's stinking rich). Unfortunatly she just wont die, and you'll end up killing her yourself and go to prison.. You little golddigger, AR7

I wish to get a new computer soon...

You get your new computer tommorow but then it explodes and you try and fix it and then sell it and you only get £1 for it.

I Wish i made the sig above me

You made a sig even better than it. But your photoshop crashed and accidently deleted any images you used for it.

I wish my ava's were like dani26's

You started making avas way better than his. Then one day you made one exactly the same as his but you didn't know and got ban from all forums.

I wish that robihno ava was mine

It was, but then Robz sues you for stealing it from him, and you get broke and die of crack somewhere on the streets. - RIP = Rest In Peace guys, seriously!

- I wish i bet on the winner tomorrow!