Corrupt a wish!

You bet on the winner. But in a sudden case of malaria everyone in the world dies and leaves you with the winning ticket and you get the money but you die of greedyness and get sent to hell where you get molested by demons

I wish there was something to do this weekend...

You get called to a football match. You don't know why because the season is over. The coach ends up making you do taining instead a you break all your bones.

I wish i had more posts Than Skrapzee

You do be then SkapZ go mental, and spam all over the place and get even more posts than me

I wish the weather would be great the whole break this year!

The weather is sunny all day. But you get a nasty case of sunburn. And miss the rest of the break. Also you look like this:
http://library.thinkquest.org/trio/TTQ05011/Images/Burns.jpg

That was kinda harsh
I wish i wish England would win the World Cup 2010

England doesn't qualify, and all the english players gets assasinated in anger.

Okay, that was kinda harsh too
I wish Denmark will get players like Arshavin in the future, besides me of course

You Are 2 Up At Half Time,But Beckham Gets Shot And You Have To Forefit The Game.

I Wish I Had The Iphone

You get the iphone. But it starts malfunctioning and turns into megatron from the transformers and murders everyone on the planet.

I wish i would win the lottery

You Win The Lottery,And Your Just About To Go To Sleep That Night But Then Your Dog Eats The Ticket.

I Wish I Had A 126 Inch tv

You buy one but then it falls off the wall and hits you in the head but then you claim money adn buy another one and then your really happy.

I wish I was talking to 5 million people at once

You Were,But They Were All Chinese And You Couldn't Understand.
I Wish The Weather Was Great!

It becomes great forever but then you get sick of it and end up killing yourself.

I wish I had made .Tiempos icon

You did, right before Tiempo stole your computer and publiced it as his. And you got to buy a new computer too.

I wish i had 100 cokes right now!

You do. But you find out that they're all flat. And choke on it

I wish my summer holidays started now

They do. But it starts to snow. And then in the end up the school let you out to early and you have to go back to school.

I wish i was mod again

You Are Told You Can When You Reach 400 Post's,They You Go Spam All Over The Place And Get Banned!
I Wish I Was 6ft 3inch So we could beat our local rivals!

You start growing and grow way taller than 6ft 3inch you become 8ft 7 inch and can stop growing but at the same time you beat your loacal rivals.

I wish i had more posts than .Tiempo

You get more posts, but Tiempo bans you in his rage and sends and assasin on you too!

I wish AGF would win the league this season!

Haha, dosnt even need to write more than this: NOT EVER GONNA HAPPEN!

I wish i had the money for a new computer and a flatscreen.

u save enough money to buy them but when you get to the store you find out your 0.01 short

i wish ronaldo would pick a team so we wouldnt have to hear his BULLSHIT all the time :p

He does, but he can't keep his fingers from the whores in Madrid, so now you gotta hear about his whore-house travels all the time!

I wish Silva and Villa would transfer to Liverpool

They do but they get htere and don't like liverpool and trash the place and then they go to man.utd and score loads of goals.

I wish liverpool always got relegated

I'm gonna corrupt this as simple as you can: They never do

I wish i had a pool!

You Get One,But The First Time You Jump In You Drown And Get Sucked Down The Drain

I Wish(I Know) Liverpool Win The Premiership This Season

It's impossible to corrupt this!

I wish my break was till forever

Well, it is, but you're not ever gonna make any money. You're choise.

I wish (yeah, right ) that Liverpool will never get relagated (PLEASE corrupt this wish as soon as possible )